A Guide to making it work; The LA Edition

When you meet her, ask her for her name, I know it seems to simple, but you would be surprised how original that is…no clever come-ons, no re arranging the alphabet just Hello, I’m so and so, I just wanted to introduce myself.

We have all made mistakes, wearing hers like a mirror, will make you disgusting to look at; let it go…and let her move on, the way you would like people to let you

When you kiss her, try not to still be texting as your lips lock

Phones off at dinner; this one, can literally save the whole relationship

Keep the Internet…out of your lives; this goes for both men and women
Public opinion, public commentary, other peoples uneducated thoughts have never helped a couple grow stronger, and they never will!

Get tested, there is nothing more beautiful, then doing something your embarrassed about, for the sake of true and genuine concern for both your safety

Guys, your straight male friends…will call you gay, for wanting to hang out with a woman, instead of them…I know it makes no sense…excuse them, they are lonely and think its gay you found happiness.

I know you know her ex, don’t bring him up. Picking scabs is for children, not adults who are trying to build love out of shards of broken mirrors

The day you slip and call her a “bitch” will bring you one step closer to beating your insecurities into her cheek bones…so don’t, under any circumstance, ever.

I know you think you’re famous, but never forget she is your biggest, and sometimes, only fan.

Also in regards to your celebrity, it is okay to be seen in public, blaming it on “you don’t like people talking about you guys” is lame…and an insult to her intelligence.

Get a job, I know this ones tricky…but if your art isn’t paying for your livelihood, you haven’t earned the luxury of being an artist for a living so I repeat

Get a Job Baptize the day in sweat; there is nothing low, or dishonorable about a hard days work. I promise you, you will look more like a man to her, than you ever did sitting on the couch waiting for your big break.

Silence is golden…
A relationship, consists of two people, Just those two people should know the ins and outs of said relationship. The more people you include, the more likely you wont last.

Just incase you missed it. Get a job

And lastly I know we have adopted lies as a second slang, but try to speak the truth…it will save you the stress of not getting caught. Its much easier to have nothing to catch in the first place.